Britain is in its complaining infancy, but the Americans
have it down to a fine art. And their latest batch of moaning has borne fruit
from BMW
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2013 BMW M5 |
Other than the poor-sounding V8 engine and many kilogrammes
of excess weight, there's not a great deal wrong with the new M5 so there
really wasn't much of a case to mess with it. But that didn't stop the US
market moaning about the lack of a manual gearbox. So, to quell the rising
volume of requests, BMW has started to offer a no-cost manual option in the US
only. And, on first impressions, that was a mistake. The rubbery-actioned
manual is worse than the twin-clutched car in a number of ways: it's slower,
it's less precise, and in a car as flooded in hi-tech gadgetry as this, it
initially feels odd to have to stir your own gears. Like using a pitchfork at a
gunfight. But, of course, BWM hasn't just plunked a standard self-stirrer in
place of the robocog swapper. Oh no. This, like the rest of the car, has a few
tricks up its sleeve, too: re-matching up and down the 'box, plus hill-start
hold. So, Even though the brake and throttle pedal are almost millimetrically
perfect for heel and toeing, the manual M5 does all that matching of engine
revs to the next cog up or down automatically
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2013 BMW M5 |
It's only supposed to do this in
comfort and Sport modes, leaving you to demonstrate your heroic helmsmanship in
the third, full brain-out Sport Plus mode. But our test car did it even in
Sport Plus occasionally. So maybe it steps in when it thinks you are about to
make a hash of the change. Which would be often for most people. Which would be
often for most people, because it's not the easiest car to drive smoothly until
you've sassed all the car's habits. It absolutely rewards good driving
technique and make you look like a just-passed learner if you get sloppy. It's
the first car in a long time where you actually have to select your shoes
carefully, so you can better feel the pedals. But one you do that, the car is
transformed. Instead of being an awkward lummox with a bipolar drivetrain, it
becomes the fantastically rapid, quick-witted and willing spots saloon an BMW
M5 should be. And the best bit about it is that you, the driver, feel
absolutely at the very centre of the action. Crucially, even more so than in
the twin-clutch model. So start making some noise, Britain- you want this car,
too
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2013 BMW M5 |
The BMW M5 Manual Specs
The numbers: 4395cc, V8, RWD, 552bhp, 501lb ft, 19.0mpg, n/a
g/km CO2, 0-62mph in 4.2secs, n/a mph, 1988kg
BMW M5 Manual price: $107,695
The Verdict: An unexpected pleasure that should be offered
to UK drivers, too. One step closer to a real M-car experience